Saturday, 25 April 2015

Super Late Review: New Super Mario Bros. 2 (3DS)


Super Mario games are pretty high on my list of all-time favourites. A lot of them are incredibly innovative despite their similar nature, as Nintendo seems to be able to find the one small thing which can make an old concept look new again. Super Mario Galaxy had the planets and low gravity. New Super Mario Bros. Wii had a cooperative/friendship-destroying mode. Super Mario World had Yoshi. As for New Super Mario Bros. 2 for 3DS, which I just finished a few weeks ago, well... it's got a shitload of coins.

Wednesday, 25 March 2015

Super Late Review: The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds (3DS)


About a year ago, I received The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds for Nintendo 3DS. I started the game and got about three dungeons deep, then I played a lot of Mario Kart 7, and then I also received Donkey Kong Country Returns 3D, and then before I knew it Super Smash Bros. was out and I absolutely had to unlock all the characters and stages and custom moves if I wanted to be able to keep up with the guys at work. Long story short, I'm pretty bad at finishing what I start, I guess.

Last week, I picked up A Link Between Worlds again, and gave a big push to finally finish it, something which I accomplished on Sunday. I'm not sure if I'll be able to find enough words for it, but damn, this game is amazing.

Tuesday, 3 February 2015

Chuck Grizzly Solves The Oil Crisis

In a meeting room where the walls are made of glass, on the last floor of the tallest skyscraper in the city, ten human beings who mostly looked the same despite their different gender and origins, sat around a conference table made out of the finest mahogany. Most of them were wearing dark business suits and had grey, sometimes white hair. One could have guessed from the wrinkles on their faces that they did not smile much, but were often worried, probably about something very important. Most of these people were unremarkable, except for the figures sitting at the far end: Rodger, the president, a balding, elderly man with a bow tie around his neck, and Margaret, the vice-president, a prudish-looking woman in her fifties, a bun of black hair on her head contrasting with her red lipstick.

Alone, standing in front of a projection screen, was a man who looked as if he was from a different universe. He was dressed in a light grey suit, with a pink shirt and a shiny black silk tie. His hair was short, blond, well-groomed, and he had a wide smile which showcased his pearly white teeth. Anxiety mingled with confidence while he waited for the signal to start his presentation. The president obliged and spoke first.